Finale lyrics

[QUEEN, spoken]
Good morning, everyone!

[ALL, spoken]
Good morning, Your Majesty!

[QUEEN, spoken]
Well, where is our little slugabed? She should be getting an early--

[WINNIFRED, spoken]
37,428

[QUEEN, spoken]
37,428 what?

[WINNIFRED, spoken]
Sheep. What do you stuff your mattresses with--jousting equipment?

[QUEEN, spoken]
You didn't sleep?

[WINNIFRED, spoken]
I never shut my eyes!

[DAUNTLESS, spoken]
You've passed the test. Mama put a pea under twenty mattresses and you felt it and now we can be married!
[All cheering.]

[ALL]
How did she stay awake?
That pea was awf'lly small

[JESTER, spoken]
But it wasn't the pea!

[MINSTREL, spoken]
It wasn't the pea

[?, spoken]
It wasn't the pеa

[?, spoken]
It wasn't the pea

[ALL]
It wasn't the pеa at all!
Oh, life is grand--
It's very int'resting!
We think we understand
We think we think we know--
It's very int'resting
Thank you, Princess
And Princess
We love you so!
For a princess is a delicate thing
Delicate and dainty as a dragonfly's wing
You can recognize a lady by her elegant air
But a genuine princess--

[Winnifred snores.]

[ALL]
Is exceedingly rare!