There's a new kind of town
That doesn't hate you
Wear a new kind of gown
And they'll queue to date you
It's a dancehall for the new freaks, baby
With a dance floor where no one says maybe
'Cause it's a you kind of town
Who cares what they say?
You can choose your pronoun
And switch each may day
It's a playground
For the new inventors
It's a merry-go-round
Full of real adventures
Ergo there's a new kind of life
Just waiting for you
With a new, kinder wife
And she'll adore you
'Cause you're fun now
And not so boring
Here's the sun now
Wake up, you're snoring!