[Verse 1]
He said I wasn't going to heaven
Well, I'll see him down in hell
I thought I was going to heaven
Now it's very hard to tell
[Chorus 1]
I hold these views, but I get no respect
Theo says that's not theologically correct
[Verse 2]
My grandmother's up there waiting
She spoke to me one night
Said, "There are millions of us praying
That you will be all right"
[Chorus 1]
I hold these views, but I get no respect
Theo says that's not theologically correct
[Verse 3]
Jesus spoke to me only once
Audibly, for sure
When I was down on my luck
He offered me the cure
He said, "The trial is over"
Haven't heard his voice since then
We both agree I'm a sinner
What happens in the end?
[Chorus 1]
I hold these views, but I get no respect
Theo says that's not theologically correct
[Verse 4]
Had a quarter in my pocket
I pumped way too much gas
And like those bread and fishies
My little quarter turned to cash
[Chorus 1]
I hold these views, but I get no respect
Theo says that's not theologically correct
[Verse 5]
I said that God's a mystery
So much it's hard to tell
Theo said I wasn't going to heaven
Then I'll see him down in hell
[Chorus 2]
I hold these views, but I get no respect
I guess that we just don't philosophically connect
[Outro]
Na na na na na
(If I'm not going to heaven)
Na na na na na
(Then I'll see him down in hell)
Na na na na na
(If I'm not going to heaven)
Na na na na na
(Then I'll see him down in hell)
Na na na na na
(If I'm not going to heaven)
Na na na na na
(Then I'll see him down in hell)
Na na na na na
(If I'm not going to heaven)
Na na na na na