[Verse 1]
Old Chesterton with his cherub's face
Greets Lewis by the fireplace
And Miss O'Connor, dressed in southern grace
Can't keep up with Mr. Williams' pace
[Verse 2]
The night concealed, in love revealed
The players in this scene
And Wimsey rides a wizard's tide
In Mr. Buechner's dream
[Verse 3]
Eliot in tweed and smoke
Laughs at G.K.'s bawdy joke
And Carroll in his Oxford's coat
Pulls a talking rabbit from his cloak
[Verse 4]
Arriving late, Percy gravitates
To Miss Sayer and Mr. Greene
And Wimsey rides a wizard's tide
In Mr. Buechner's dream