[Verse 1]
See that kid, give him some toys
See those girls, gotta give 'em some boys
See those feet, give 'em some shoes
See that drunk, gotta give him some booze
[Chorus]
Says Constance of the Universe
She's unique in all the earth
We will hope for all we're worth
To be the center of her great expanding girth
[Verse 2]
See that bum, give him some cash
See that dope, gotta give him a stash
See that soul, give him the Word
See that j*rk, gotta give him the bird
[Chorus]
Says Constance of the Universe
She's unique in all the earth
We will hope for all we're worth
To be the center of her great expanding girth
[Guitar Solo]
[Verse 3]
See the rock band, give em a deal
See those legs, go on, give 'em a feel
Now, see that gun, give it a try
See that truth, gotta give it a lie
[Chorus]
Says Constance of the Universe
She's unique in all the earth
We will hope for all we're worth
To be the center of her great expanding girth
[Chorus]
Constance of the Universe
She's unique in all the earth
We will hope for all we're worth
To be the center of her great expanding girth
[Outro]
It's her time now
Constance needs to breed
See her shine now
Tell her what you need
It's her time now
Constance needs to breed
See her shine now