State Farm lyrics
by Lil Cumtism
[Intro]
They call me lil c*mtism
I got autism
[Verse 1]
I wanna kidnap an autistic kid
We would be best friends, I like kids
Woah, that isn't cool
I might have sex with a pregnant lady and make her pregnant with twins
Imma peep lil nas x plan b pills
I just kicked this kid's grandma and gave him the chills
Don't shoot people; that kills people
I don't like girls over 18 cause they're legal
I like girls under 17 cause they're illegal
[Chorus]
Imma have sex with my neighbor's beagle
Lil c*mtism on that state farm beat
All girls be on that self-harm beat
Unless it's a big titty alt girl because they can be my treat
[Verse 2]
I want a foot job
So can I put my meat between your feet?
My di*k be hard like some concrete
I'm out here on the track
Not a running track
I'm not in shape for that, I'm too fat
For halloween, I'm dressing up as boba tea
Still showing my balls inside her
I don't say the n-word unless I'm talking about the [?]
[Outro]
When I look down, I don't see my di*k
I see my belly; I just see a big blob of jelly