Come Home Shelly lyrics

[Intro]
Shelly please come home already I'm bored, I don't know what to do anymore
(Why you got a good sound)

[Verse 1]
She got a booty the size of my belly
I might have to turn into R-Kelly
I would suck a di*k right now for a peanut butter and jelly
I just want to kiss you like Tom Brady kisses his son
I just want to come home from work and call you my Hun

[Verse 2]
Shelly, please come home
I'm tired of jacking off and c*mming alone
Shelly just bring that booty over I just want to bone
I'm sorry bout' the other day, I only hit you because you didn't watch your tone

I know my di*k is small, you had to fake one
But that doesn't mean that you can't come home
Now you'rе getting rubbed by that black guy Jeromе

I can't take it anymore, I had to move in with my gay uncle
I can't pay rent because you took all the money
I miss when you were just my Honey
Now I only see you on black whites, it's not funny
[Verse 3]
I miss when your mouth would be my children's daycare
I remember when I would pull your hair
Now you got me stressing out I got grey hair
Keep it up and I will be in a rocking chair
I want to get choked by your titty while I got my foot in your kitty

[Outro]
Since I've been giving my uncle blowies
I've found out that I kind of like di*k
So you know what Shelly?
You can keep sucking Jerome's di*k