Pack a Dip lyrics

[Intro]

Listen, so I was gonna go buy some chaw at 7/11 and a crackhead approached me
And he was like, “gimme a dollar”
And I’m like, “dude, I’m spendin’ my last five dollars on some chaw
Like, go get money, it’s not hard
How are you homeless? Just go buy a house
I don’t see how you hav— like—
These, this homeless mentality sucks
Like, get a better mentality
Like, come on
How do you not have a home?
Just get a home, it ain’t that hard
Get money, get bread, it ain’t hard
Man”

[Verse 1]

Pack a dip, pack a dip, pack a dip
Pack a fat dip in my lip
My mom got mad cause I likе to dip
So I kicked and broke her hip
If I could gеt in college for having sex with my family
I’d have a D1 scholarship
Eatin’ her pus*y like a chicken strip
Her c*m is salty like a tater chip
And I couldn’t find the clit
We in the Toyota gettin’ lit
I just had a threesome with my cousins
Then I rolled down the window and spit my dip
Pack a dip, pack a dip in my lip
Chew back and spit
Copenhagen so good, I do a flip
I heard George Strait died, R.I.P
Then I pack a dip
SKEEEEWWWWW
SKEWBRUTHER
[Verse 2]

Chug a beer, chug a beer, chug a beer
Hopped in my truck and I hit a deer
That boy went flyin’ into next year
Packed a dip, I don’t wanna be here
Better than your boy, he nowhere near
Grandpa got a hearin’ aid, he can’t hear
Alabama southern pride, raise a beer
Chug it down, turn around, show that rear
Chug a beer, chug a beer, chug a beer
Alabama southern pride, chug a beer
Watchin’ NASCAR, don’t you interfere
Lil c*mtism the rapper of the year
We some hot boys, but we make it clear
That we the best rappers that are out here
Pack a dip, ditsly flag, chug a beer
Southern boys get it done around here

[Outro]

OOOOH SOOON
SKEEEEWWWW, BY GOD
SKEEWWWWW
SKEWBRUTHER