Steve lyrics

[Verse]
Call me steve cuz i go through that portal when i hear my b*tch home alone
I get blown
I groan cuz she so good
Then we f*ck and she moan
I own a phone
It was thrown away
My di*k as hard as a stone it was left alone
Im gonna cry steve helpin' me not to die
Im not gonna say bye to a b*tch that bi
Im shy i have never tasted pie
Only done pie
Hi i said to that guy
Aye aye captain
Aye aye captain
Cap cap you be cappin'
Everyday im fappin'
And i be rappin'
I be tappin' you're mom
She calm she calm
Uncle tom made me touch his di*k
Hes from vietnam
He owns an atomic bomb
I lost my hardcore world but steve helpin' me
We've been together for a long time now
Hes gay Wow
Hes killin' a cow
He went over to me
Somehow he didn't turn albino
Im c*mmin' so its snowin'
It has been slowin' down
Im dumb so im not knowin'
We gotta get goin'
There is a b*tch commin' after us
We take the bus and go through the portal
Im mortal steve is immortal
I got a check because im disabled
My di*k id gettin' enabled
Im not in a label
Im going bathing in a pool table
My di*k is purchasable
Eating ass on a table
Im doing obscenity
It has become my identity
Im good at chemistry
Call me emily because im cringe
My di*k is impressively big
My bars are offensively hard
Technically im a guy
But i identify as a rapper
(that was cringe)
I know i know
Im kinda a celebrity
Im exclusively white
I unexpectedly got a call from yo girl
Theoretically she thicc