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[Part I: Minecraft: The Fatherless Kid]

[Intro]
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[Verse 1: The Fqtherless Kid]
I be playin' minecraft
Im like steve cause i ain't got no dad
And your b*tches ass is fat
I dont give a f*ck what you say
Cause my di*k is bigger the yours anyway
Imma slay down the hill with ice (ice)
I f*ck her it has alot of spice (spice)
Her hair has lice
My girl bald like baldi
She be suckin me
I have to flee, her dad is home
Wait its her mom
I better put it in
My name is not finn
I dont have any time an adventure
Im an avenger so shut up
I drink the lean out my cup
I joined a club. it was called redrum
You girl not fun in the bed so shut the f*ck up b*tch
Im at the top of the game b*tch
Im insane b*tch all these hoes wanna suck me b*tch
[Part II: Twerk it Shake it: Lil HardSock]

[Verse 2: Lil HardSock]
Baby, you gotta twerk that sh*t for me (ay)
I bet you think my d is small
Only in the mall only in the cold
Sucking his di*k then I’m f*cking rolls Royce
Baby twerk that sh*t on my face. On my di*k, ay
Yo, my homie name ray
He okay kay he okay kay
Go in the club these b*tches be shakin’ on me
Maybe also on my knee
I be f*ckin’ j*rkin that sh*t
Yeah baby, it’s lit
I don’t give a f*ck if you say it won’t fit
Cause it will b*tch (ay, ay)
Suck on my c*ck f*ckin’ the rock, ay
Man, these girl say “slay” then I take my out my shotgun
Then I f*ckin’ slay them b*tches (they’re dead, they gave me head)
Yeah some hoes be suckin’ me
Go in the club and I throw my bands and this b*tch twerk for her man’s
I don’t give a f*ck if it lands
Santa Claus be landin’ on my house, ay
Okay, I’m actually Santa
While i drink my Fanta Also my Pepsi, ay
I be suckin them c*cks and them rocks
I be selling my sh*t on the street
Man it’s not weed. Its rocks
Im f*ckin’ them c*cks
Changing the time on clocks
I’m sorry I can’t come over
I’m too busy making my rhymes and making my bands b*tch
Suckin’ his di*k and I’m gettin’ rich
Everyday I be gettin’ more bands
Then she j*rk me with her hands
And she be shakin’ that sh*t
While I eat my kit, kat
At the crack house selling that sh*t
These hoe get madder and fatter everyday, ay
Balls hanging low in the snow
I don’t care about your how tho. b*tch (b*tch, b*tch)
I j*rk so much I might call Guinness
Im f*ckin' obama on the black house (ay)
When i do 69 its with the a rat (hey)
Im suckin' his di*k im all out of luck (hey)
Im suckin his di*k hes all out of c*m (hey)
Im an alcoholic so i drink my run
Im f*ckin' her so hard it goes in her tum, ay (b*tch)
[Outro]
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