Winter’s f*cked Up lyrics

[Intro]
[James]
I don't mind a little
Cold weather, snow, or ice

[Nowacking]
But when it becomes too intense
It isn't very nice

[ElieMonty]
At first the snow is beautiful:
It's fluffy white and rich

[James]
But when I have somewhere to go
It's such a f*cking b*tch

[Verse 1: James]
All I wanna do is trot
On over to the store
But now there's all this snow and ice
That wasn't there before
I cannot walk ten feet without
Falling on my ass
I must be honest and I'm sorry
If this is kind of crass
[Chorus]
[All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[James]
The snow is too f*cking thick

[All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[James]
No one enjoys being sick
Winter can suck my di*k

[Verse 2: Nowacking]
I don't understand why I
Must make the weather suck
Something to do with harmony?
Honestly I don't give a f*ck
Flying is way better than
Walking on the ground
But when I fly I am
Repeatedly snow-bound
(AH, f*ck!)
[Chorus]
[All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[Nowacking]
Thirty-eight degrees below zero

[All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[Nowacking]
The sidewalk's always narrow

[All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[Nowacking]
Outside keep your mouth closed
Cause winter f*cking blows

[Verse 3: ElieMonty]
Now I have to wear, like, seven layers
Of clothing
These coats are collapsing my lungs
And yet I'm still singing
I can barely see anything
With all the wind and snow
I'm almost killed by falling icicles
Mother nature is a
[All]
Homicidal ho ([James] Bum bum bum)

[Chorus]
[All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[ElieMonty]
I don't know why others like it

[All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[ElieMonty]
Holidays are a benefit

[All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[ElieMonty]
But once they're over it
Becomes a load of sh*t

[Hook: Nowacking]
And sure fillies and colts might get
At least one snow day
But then they have to make up
All their homework anyway

[ElieMonty]
And snowball fights are kind of fun
Unless you are a nerd
This song should apply to you even
If you haven't joined the heard
([BlackGryph0n] Oh yeah!)

[Chorus: All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[James]
The rooftops are caving in

[All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[ElieMonty]
Weather like this should be a sin

[All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[Nowacking]
Can't wait for spring to begin
Frostbite f*cked up my skin!

[Bridge]
[James]
The other seasons have problems:
Summer's hot as balls
But at least I can walk around
And not constantly fall

[ElieMonty]
Speaking of which, autumn is fine
Despite the leaves dying
And spring has rain but makes up for it
With rainbows, flowers

[James]
And other gay stuuuff!

[Chorus]
[All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[James]
Can traffic please move faster?

[All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[Nowacking]
Californians are lucky bast*rds

[All]
Winter's f*cked up
Winter's f*cked up

[Nowwacking]
How long will this b*tch last?

[James]
I hope this sh*t melts fast

[ElieMonty]
f*ck winter in the aaaaass!

[Outro]
[EileMonty]
Yeah, f*ck you winter