Mug Blooded American lyrics

[Chorus]
Well, I’m a Mug-blooded American, ya hear?
These freedom-loving veins got nothing but root beer

[Post-Chorus]
In ‘09 I got diagnosed with a form of epilepsy
Good doctor told me that my cure was made by Pepsi

[Verse 1]
Every day I get dressed up in my bootcut jeans
I remind the CDC that we already got our vaccines
Libtards are trying to ban my foamy carbonation
I call up my patriots to fight back for the sake of our nation!