Gravy Boatz lyrics

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!

[Verse 1: Jamie Madrox]
We run sh*t like constipation on Ex-Lax
All up in your pocket like Uncle Sam and the income tax
Can you relax when sh*t is run a mile a minute?
Play the industry like pus*y
Grab your di*k and get up in it
(Are you in it to win it?)
As we prevail, with sh*t so obese
That it's tipping the scale
I been to Hell, heavy hot mothaf*cka
Walking the Earth since child birth
Never went to school, and when I did, I ate my homework
Never played a fool, and if I did, I was a poser
You can't blame a nerd for trying to get closer
(Now I'm the poster boy!)
For geeks and freaks and chainsaw murderers
That seldom ever sleep
They call me Stay-Puft Marshmallow
Man cause I was so fat my arms
Looked like they were sectioned off in rubber bands
Would it ever change?
I prayed and hope it
Throw a scoop of mash potatoes
See the chorus for the gravy boat
[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!

[Verse 2: Monoxide Child]
[I'm on D!?]
Obstruction of justice and all that
f*ck the cops, where my mothaf*ckin' dogs at?
You're corduroy with the teddy bear nose
And the fake ass assortment of hoes
I'm changing clothes like a true scrub, maybe twice a week
And smoking weed till my eyeballs bleed
Once I hit the Lotto
Crazy money, millions and G's
And then I split that sh*t on the trees
Treat me like the freak I am
Don't ever route me on a tour to Japan
I base it all up on my sound scan
So glad you leave my tastebuds fiending, with a slow jam singing, and some fake thug clinging to ya
I see the gangstas just walk on through
And ain't a mothaf*ckin' thing you can do
sh*t, my brain blew out on concrete
But my feet keep moving to another beat
Like the Jedi Luke Skywalker
[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!

[Musical Interlude]

[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!
Mashed potatoes, [we're unable to row?], riding on a gravy boat
Oh oh oh oh oh oh-oh gravy boat!