Mike E. Clark Calls Violent J lyrics

[Mike E. Clark]
Why do you gotta be "outti"?
Why can't you just, like, not be there?
Or... or... just, whatever
I wanna talk to Violent J
The country singer
I have a project
In which I think he might be interested in
Perhaps, performing on
It’s a good, good song
Good, wholesome country tune
And I think he would be perfect for it
Um, please have him give me a call
I am a Midwest producer
In the local area
And I think this project would be really good for him
And his exposure
To the country community
So, at my earliest convenience
Please have him give me a call
Thank you