I’mma di*khead lyrics

[Verse 1: Violent J]
b*tch, I'm a di*khead. So the f*ck what?
Your daddy's a faggot and your mother's a sl*t
I cruise the Earth without a care in the world
I don't need any homies, and f*ck a girlfriend
I could jack off in the middle of the mall
Only got one motto: "f*ck y'all b*tches!"
I'll punch little kids in the face and run
I don't give a f*ck if I socked your son
I'll fake my way into b*tches' hearts
It's easy. Half of these hoes are retards
As soon as a ninja bust a nut
I'll flip her and p*ss all over her butt (Woo!)
I'll pull my pants up and dash away
Snatched her purse and throw the cash away
'Cause I don't need it. I steal my sh*t
From those who need it most
I'm a straight-up di*khead

[Chorus: Violent J]
(Holy sh*t! What'd you say?)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, b*tch, I'm a di*k di*k di*khead
I'm a big big big fat di*k di*k di*khead
(Come on now, I mean really, hey)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, b*tch, I'm a di*k di*k di*khead
I'm a big big big fat di*k di*k di*khead
[Verse 2: Violent J]
I help old ladies across the street
Whip out a gun, pull out my meat
And scream, "Suck that" and give 'em a heart attack
When you're going to Hell, it ain't hard to pack, b*tch
I stand on the overpass and drop bricks
Shoot up high schools just for kicks
When I was a kid, I was a terrorist (Uh huh)
f*ckin' young hoes 'til their cherry bust (Yeah)
I still do whatever the f*ck I choose
I got the clap, syphilis, my di*k ooze
I don't use a condom; I spread the sh*t
'Cause I'm a di*k, b*tch, and I don't quit (Nope)
I attacked my mom and dad with a sword (Yeah)
Drove 'em both to the mental ward
'Cause I'm hard, I got mad drug habits
And torture baby rabbits
Yo, I'm a di*khead

[Chorus: Violent J]
(Holy sh*t! What'd you say?)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, b*tch, I'm a di*k di*k di*khead
I'm a big big big fat di*k di*k di*khead
(Come on now, I mean really, hey)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, b*tch, I'm a di*k di*k di*khead
I'm a big big big fat di*k di*k di*khead
[Verse 3: Violent J]
I was born a rich kid in a loving home
Burned it down. Free I roam
I went to church, and I stole the dough
Every Sunday, yo, I was back for mo'
The preacher caught me and asked me why
I said I did it for meth and then blast his eye
And then socked the other one, he couldn't see
I grabbed all the money, and out I flee
My melon is a big-ass mushroom cap
With a pee hole right up under my hat
I'm Mr. di*khead, the one and only
I rob the homeless, cold, and lonely
Kick 'em in the f*ckin' face and gut hard (Yeah)
And then steal their shopping cart
And shove it down a hill, 'cause I'm ill
What's left? Find somebody to kill
A real di*khead

[Chorus: Violent J]
(Holy sh*t! What'd you say?)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, b*tch, I'm a di*k di*k di*khead
I'm a big big big fat di*k di*k di*khead
(Come on now, I mean really, hey)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, b*tch, I'm a di*k di*k di*khead
I'm a big big big fat di*k di*k di*khead
(Holy sh*t! What'd you say?)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Damn right, ho, I'm a di*k di*k di*khead
I'm a big big big fat di*k di*k di*khead
(Come on now, I mean really, hey)
(You ain't livin' like that, no way)
Oh yeah, b*tch, I'm a di*k di*k di*khead
I'm a big big big fat di*k di*k di*khead
[Skit]
House of Wax? Let's go!
No way, man. I ain't goin' up in there. No f*ckin' way, man
Why not?
'Cause, man. That sh*t ain't for me
Aw, man