Where is Walter Fang?! lyrics

[Intro]
Well I'll tell you one thing, I am not opening this door!
Augh! [?]
(One, two, three, four!)

[Verse 1]
Best friend of man, that hairy hand
His funky mumbles you can barely understand
For thirty years he had my back
But disappeared during every pie attack
And then one day, there on the screen
He saw Rock Riddle in a singlet wrestling
He called him out in a letter
Said "I'm a dog and I can wrestle better"
(Now he's here)

[Chorus]
Where is Walter?
Where is Waltеr? (Where is Walter Fang?)
Whеre is Walter?
Where is Walter? (Where is Walter Fang?)
Where is Walter?
Where is Walter? (Where is Walter Fang?)
Where is Walter?
Where is Walter? Where is Walter Fang?
[Bridge]
Breaking down the door, beeline the canine
Attack the giant dog! I'm thrown back on the floor
It's so beyond belief, now it's time to flee
'Cuz I don't like anyone hairier than me
Wooooo - oooh oh! Hardcore gang vocals!
Wooooo - oooh oh! Hardcore gang vocals!

[Interlude]
(And believe me, I know a dog when I see one!)

[Verse 2]
How you like that? Put on your back
I got some varnish for you, 'cuz you got shellacked
But now he's gone, where could he be?
You live forever in my Soupy memory!
(Chorus!)

[Chorus]
Where is Walter?
Where is Walter? (Where is Walter Fang?)
Where is Walter?
Where is Walter? (Where is Walter Fang?)
Where is Walter?
Where is Walter? (Where is Walter Fang?)
Where is Walter?
Where is Walter Fang? (Walter Fang!)
[Outro]
Walter Fang, yeah I'm calling you out, eh-heh
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Here I am, Walter Fang, and I'm coming for you, yeah