Roofus the Doofus! lyrics

I was driving into town
Them cats and dogs were coming down
On the highway by the 'burbs
I seen somebody, he was surfing the curbs

He was Roofus the Doofus
He's a fingle fangled goofus
Don't get confused with the Bloopus
'Cuz that's the magic troll!
(That's the magic troll)

One fateful night after dark
We was running through the park
When a light from outer space
It took old Roofus off this place

He was Roofus the Doofus
He ain't no modern day Confucius
He lost his heart in Massachusetts
And now he's living in a UFO