Gary’s Got a Boner lyrics

[Verse 1]
Come on little kiddie, get your head on right
Come on little kiddie, get your head on straight
You're gonna get down, you're gonna finger to her
You're gonna f*ck Madonna
You're gonna see her, oh!

[Verse 2]
Forget about the lights, girls, and the cars
They never helped somebody, so far
Grab a hold, gonna hold
You're gonna stick it to her, you're gonna stick it to her

[Chorus]
Gary got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary got a boner
Gary's got a boner, no, oh, oh, oh, oh

[Verse 3]
You locked that door, lock up that window
Tell your sister just that opinion
My heartache will find a way
You're gonna stick it to her, yeah, you're gonna stick it to her

[Chorus]
Gary got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a soft-on
But not for long, long, long, long
Let it go!
You know

[Chorus / Outro]
Gary got a boner
Gary got a boner
Gary's got a boner
Gary's got a boner
No, no, no, no, no, no
Gary's got a boner, no, no, no
Gary's got a boner, no, no, no
Gary's got it, he's got it