Lady Lumps lyrics
by Kevin
Cartori
Waited three months
Wanted to kiss you once
Could’ve had brunch
See your lovely lady lumps
Lady lumps
Lady lumps
Limp di*k never got to pump
Life is just a tree stump
Sara
As dry as the Sahara
She never loved me
Those three months were key
A chiseled chin
Only lookin for a win
Wanted peace from within
Took my heart
And threw it in a bin
Lady lumps
Lady lumps
Limp di*k never got to pump
Life is just a tree stump
Sara
As dry as the Sahara
She never loved me
Those three months were key
BLEGH
f*ck
A distraught boy
Once brought me joy
Rat sh*t held my hand
When I couldn’t even stand
Lady lumps
Lady lumps
Limp di*k never got to pump
Life is just a tree stump
Sara
As dry as the Sahara
She never loved me
Those three months were key
Unbearable fear
Never to stop these tears
Became a distraught man
That didn’t have a plan