The Dingle Race lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah, haha
Goofy Ahh Uncle Productions
Aye, I know I'm 5 years late (Hahaha)
You can’t f*ck with me, I'm on a different level
Phew, phew

[Verse 1]
Money so big, n*ggas think I'm Yeat
b*tch, you can't compete
Lil' hoe, get on your knees and lick the cheese
I'm finna get on your ass, you could call me pair of jeans
That girl, she came and sucked my di*k, and she did it hella mean
Yeah, they call me "Quandale"
Gotta get to the green
I'm not talkin' 'bout no kale
Had to kick a lil' b*tch out, 'cause she was f*ckin' like a snail
Man, I was just in jail
I was openin' up mail
Quandarious tried to diss me, and his stupid ass failed
Got these hoes mad
'Cause I'm getting racks
Put a hunnid on the dash
b*tch, yo' breath stank, please go put on a f*ckin' mask
She said “Pass the weed.” b*tch, I don't like to pass the gas
Blowin' bubbles, blowin' zaza
She got big ol' titties
I said “Goo-goo, goo, gah-gah.”
In the zoo, monkey-ass n*ggas
Ooh-ooh, ooh-aah-aah, stop playin' wit me
When the money talkin', I cannot hear what you sayin' to me
Lil' b*tch is religious, on her knees, like she prayin' to me
[Interlude]
Okay, I'm done
Never mind, just kiddin', n*gga

[Verse 2]
Aye, b*tch, I had to do the race
Got a couple bad b*tches wit me
Spray my di*k, call it face paint, goofy-ahh n*gga
You ain’t cool, nah you ain't
b*tch, I will grab the Smith & Wesson, shoot a n*gga, head bald, G.I Jane

[Interlude]
(Aye, I know that sh*t went over your head, it's cool)
Uh, finna go to the b-, oh sh*t (Oh f*ck, wrong voice!)

[Verse 3]
Yeah, finna go to the bank
Got my hand on her hill
n*gga, you can call me Hank
This song is finna start a fire
I don't need no propane, I'm not a liar
I desire a hoe that’s gonna shake and break my bank
I'ma eye her down, and I'ma fly her up
I'm finna f*ck her in the car until the tire's stuck
I said, "Girl what’s your name?"
She said, "Lizzie McGuire." f*ck
Oh sh*t
[Chorus]
I'ma do the race
I'ma do the race
I'ma do the race
I'ma do the race
Hahaha
I'ma do the race
I'ma do the race
n*gga, I'ma do the race