Dingle Jumper lyrics

[Intro: Quandale Dingle]
(E-E-Enrgy made this one)
(Goofy Ahh Uncle productions)

[Verse 1: Quandale Dingle]
Move a b*tch to the side like she doin the shuffle
Shoot at your whole motherf*cking gang, team rumble
I just really gotta let that b*tch be, no bumble
Told that hoe to give me the cookie, no crumble
Call that n*gga a trampoline the way we jump him
Shoot a n*gga in his motherf*cking feet yeah, I punked him
If he keep on talking sh*t to me, I'ma punch him
I’m finna spread her cheeks like a disease, then I hump them
Like a school shooter I'ma teach yo' ass a f*cking lesson
Those ain’t school supplies n*gga, those some motherf*cking weapons
Bring a n*gga out his socks, yeah I’m finna get arrested
I’m not no motherf*cking student so, stop testing
Yeah, I just threw a mu' f*cking kid out my car b*tch
All this gas that I’m blowing in yeah, it smells like I farted
This ain’t the end, lil n*gga, I just started
I’m finna steal my grandmas car, then park it
That n*gga so silly he a goofy, goofy goober
Yeah, you keep on laughing, I'ma pull up on you in the Uber
Yeah, I’m finna steal yo' motherf*cking b*tch, then I'ma lube her
I just f*cked a mother’s face up, call her Freddy Cougar
He asking where his b*tch at, I just ran through her
She said she wanna make a video, like YouTubers
That lil' hoe do not wanna f*ck with you, you a loser
But if that hoe come and f*ck with me, then I'ma shoot her
I got your b*tch giggling like (Re-he-he-he)
She wanna come and f*ck, so get up on your knees
I'm finna plant my di*k in your b*tch, like a tree
That b*tch pus*y smell, n*gga ima get febreeze
[Interlude: meno, Quandale Dingle]
Back-Back-Back-Back it up lil' b*tch

[Verse 2: meno]
Aye, pull up like I'm shooting scoring balling for the Knicks
n*ggas think we signed to Roddy, all my n*ggas Ricch
Aim it at that n*gga feet he jumping like this (*Mario jump*)
Had to ask him was he bout it, Ben said ("No")
If that n*gga ever try me I'ma tag his toe
Ain't no lil' Jon shorty getting low, low, low
Had my n*gga Ben laughing like (Ho ho ho)
Got that n*gga laughing like "LOL, XD" (Ho ho ho, ho ho ho)
Got a thick Karen cougar and she so sexy (ho ho ho)
Yeah, my c*ck is bigger too don't test me (Ho ho ho, ho ho ho)
I heard he was a (*bleep*), please don't press me (Ho ho ho)
But don’t you ever try me n*gga, my choppa go blocka
I'll Chris Rock a b*tch, smack the rings out her
Chilling up in Houston with a Karen and we drinking Vodka
Shorty really thinking n*ggas care is my name Obama?
She wanna eat my di*k she a Call of Duty zombie with it (argh, argh)
Kamehameha like Goku I surpass my limits
I told that n*gga stand still (*bong*), why he trippin'?
I pull up on his block shooting, Scotty Pippen
Had to catch 'em lacking I'ma aim it at his dreadlocks
Ain't no Fortnite but that n*gga caught a headshot
Ain't no Lil Wayne but this choppa make your bed rock
Had to catch' em slippin hit 'em in the head (*bonk*), stop