Hi Honey, I’m Human lyrics

[Verse 1]

Hi, Honey, I'm human
Sorry to keep you waiting
Outside is a ruin
The doorman was debating

Checking his files, Questioning me
Endlessly
Whether to let me in, or call the D.D.D

[Pre-Chorus 1]

But he made the right call, called no one at all
And now it's just you and me

I'm your-

[Chorus]

Doo-wop, ba-doo-wop, ba-doo-wop-pleganger
Doo-wop, ba-doo-wop, ba-doo-wopple-
Bang
Bang
Bang
[Verse 2]

Open the door, what's the matter?
Talk to my baby! (Baby!)
Red footprint on the floor, you ask?
Red wine (Red wine!)
Or just maybe

[Pre-Chorus 2]

You're hallucinating
The zipper on my face
I promise you, I haven't been replaced

No, I'm not a-

[Chorus]

Doo-wop, ba-doo-wop, ba-doo-wop-pleganger
Doo-wop, ba-doo-wop, ba-doo-wopple-
Bang
Bang
Bang

[Bridge]
You know,I often wondered to myself how it must feel to be a real Human, performing my Human Activities, eating those Human Foods, Singing those good old Human Songs!
But I just realized that I don't need to wonder anymore, because I got in!
And I'll tell you something, being human is one of the most bland, uninteresting experience of my life!
The only reason to be human, is to eat human!

[Verse 3]

Honey, I find this boring
I'd rather be voring
You. Don't you know it's true

[Pre-Chorus 3]
So please darling put down the phone
I'm jonesing to gnaw on your bones [?]

Cause that's what doppelgangers...
Like me-

[Outro]
Doo-wop, ba-doo-wop, ba-doo-wop-pleganger
Doo-wop, ba-doo-wop, ba-doo-wop-pleganger (D.D.D, Open up!)
Doo-wop, ba-doo-wop, ba-doo-wop-pleganger (Doppelganger spotted, twelve-o-clock, get him boys! There's a woman in the kitchen, she's unconscious)
Doo-wop, ba-doo-wop, ba-doo-wop-pleganger (Dear God, Mrs Afton!)
Doo-wop, ba-doo-wop, ba-doo-wopple- (Alright, Buster, you asked for it, into the slammer with you!)
Bang
Bang
Bang
f*ck!