Take A Seat Rap On The Beat - Freestyle lyrics

[Intro: Joey Valence, Brae]
Alright, Joey Valence and Brae
JVB in NYC

[Verse 1: Joey Valence]
I don't freestyle, I don't freestyle
I got big balls, Master Chief style
Two glitches on my side like I'm Darth Maul
Brae popping booty cheeks, yeah he RuPaul
Yeah, you just a hack to me
Make one hit track, then get back to me
So much bread in my pocket, you'd think I just robbed a f*cking Cheesecake Factory
Or a f*cking Texas Roadhouse
b*tch, I got swaws
B-Boy Brae, hit 'em up

[Verse 2: Brae, Joey Valence]
Stolen red sportscar, call me Stitch
Skrrt, then I crash into a ditch (Oh)
Back in '08, I was extra drip
Head to toe, Abercrombie and Fitch (Woah)
Ate a lotta food in my belly (Belly)
I watch a lot of big boobies on the telly (Woah)
I live in Saturn, I live in Jupiter
I call a baddie over, her name is Hoopiter
I drive a hoopdy, I got the toopdy
I got a civic on, oospy
And I crashed, I said oopsy
Aw sh*t, spaghetti