The Stiff lyrics

[Segue]
Strange

[Verse 1]
At first I thought it was a naked mannequin behind the dumpster
La, la, la, la, la, I had to double take
Realized it was a corpse and got excited, smell the funk, sure
La, la, la, la, la, like a rotten steak
Threw it on my shoulders, doing my best to avoid onlookers
La, la, la, la, la, as I stroked its head
Dead bodies are dead weight, and this one's chubby than a motherf*cker
La, la, la, la, la, I don't even care
Narcissist and psychopath, shower in this Bible bath
I slit your wrist, your slice a gash, spittin' mist, I love the splash
Think I thought I saw it rip, washed its head, it saw my di*k
Thought we just was talkin' sh*t, blood on the walls, it crawls and drip
Not fully rotted yet, but I'm noticin' holes appearin' on its back
La, la, la, la, la, but I don't stare
Tried to massage it walkin' down its spine, but jumped up when I heard it crack
La, la, la, la, la, and I saw the tear

[Chorus]
Did I make a friend until the very end?
Or did I drop the ball and f*ckin' f*ck up again?
Did I make a friend until the very end?
Or did I drop the f*ckin' ball and f*ckin' f*ck up again?
[Verse 2]
I get the notion it don't like to be alone, and when I leave, I miss it
La, la, la, la, la, my BFF
Even though I find its organs in the laundry, I could never diss it
La, la, la, la, la, 'til nothing's left
We were stargazing, I seen its eyeballs, we're now staring at each other
La, la, la, la, la, face caving in
Neosporin ain't doing sh*t no more, its skin smelling like burnt rubber
La, la, la, la, la, which ain't a sin
Crooked skin and purple chin, thus began the butcherin'
His face took to lookin' like a lumberjack done mushed it in
The key disband his foot and hand, went kaput and put in sand
Turned to soot, a cooked ham, I'm puttin' my f*ckin' foot in
It's head flipped backwards in its chair, and then its neck appeared to rip wide open
La, la, la, la, la, the sh*t I saw
I took my shoelace off and tried to sew the tear, but I was just half jokin'
La, la, la, la, la, I don't care at all

[Chorus]
Did I make a friend until the very end?
Or did I drop the ball and f*ckin' f*ck up again?
Did I make a friend until the very end?
Or did I drop the f*ckin' ball and f*ckin' f*ck up again?

[Verse 3]
Eventually, it got so gooey it turned into mush
I tried to leave it in a field up underneath a bush
But all it did was cause attention from the strong aroma
I wish I never would've thrown this lunk of sh*t upon my shoulder
[Chorus]
Did I make a friend until the very end?
Or did I drop the ball and f*ckin' f*ck up again?
Did I make a friend until the very end?
Or did I drop the f*ckin' ball and f*ckin' f*ck up again?

[Outro]
f*ck up again
f*ckin' f*ck up again
f*ckin' f*ck up again
f*ckin' f*ck up again