420lb Poop lyrics

Constipated beyond belief
Cannot release my poopy
Trying to sh*t for 30 days
Bloated by all the dookie

My intestines swell with gas
As the poo poo ferments
Liquid forms in my colon
I cry in pain on the toilet

My colon can’t fit all the poop
It’s piled into my stomach
My kidneys fail because they’re filled with diarrhea
I can taste poop in my breath

I feel it coming
This is it, my moment
The time has come for the great release
Run to the potty
I spread my asscheeks
To let the poopy out
My ass erupts with liquid

The toilet overflows with butt squirt

Big poop
Butt squirt
sh*t blood
Stinky poo poo mess
Big poop
Butt squirt
sh*t blood
Stinky poo poo mess

I flush the poop but it can’t keep up
My poop comes out faster than the toilet
The liquid is now mixed with solid
I have massive diarrhea
There is blood mixed in with the poop
Massive piles of festering blood poop
I am covered in blood and feces

I am dead
Killed by poopy doodoo
I am dead
Killed by poopy doodoo