Ritualistic Marijuana-Related Anal Defilement lyrics

Welcome to my museum of horror
The kinda sh*t you see in movies
Torture devices fill the chamber
As you are stripped, your body is bound
I am a f*cking twisted psychopath
And I think you’re kind of cute
I wanna rip your c*ck and balls off
I wanna put stuff in your butt

Gas bong inserted into the anus
Past the rectum and into the colon
The bong fills with poop
I take out the bong and smoke weed

Tastes like poop, ree ree ree
Funny funny poop, ree ree ree
Smells like sh*t, ree ree ree
Put the bong in your butt
Put the bong in your butt

Blood and poop
Makes the weed taste good
I like to do this
Once a week

Butt bong
Butt bong
The stinky diarrhea fumes enter my lungs
I get so baked it tastes like poop and sh*t and farts

You wanna hit this?
Lets get high
Oh wait, you’re dead now
Nevermind