Emo (Like A Nazi) lyrics

[Intro]
When I was a kid
I wished grandpa would get off me
At least just f*ck more softly
Now my mom gets
My clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi
I'm p*ssed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like
"Discombobulated melancholy"
I dress like a Nazi

[Verse 1]
I am emo
I dress in girl's clothes
When I'm dancing at shows
I look like a four-year-old
Throwing a tantrum
Reattach my testicles
I'm in The Scene
I play bass in my band
I like cutting my wrist
I weigh 91 pounds
It's OK to cry
Most emos kiss other guys
'Cause emo chicks are fat
[Chorus]
When I was a kid
I wished grandpa would get off me
At least just f*ck more softly
Now my mom gets
My clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi
I'm p*ssed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like
"Discombobulated melancholy"
I dress like a Nazi

[Interlude]
You guys are mean!
I'm not gay!
Two knuckles doesn't count!
Not even!

[Breakdown]
I'm so scene (Yeah!)
I don't care what you think!
I'm better than you!
You guys are mean!

[Verse 2]
Craig Owens, don't leave please
I'm seriously
I still cry to your first CD
I wish Craig Owens would love me
But he's busy entertaining little white girls
Nobody loves me
In the whole wide world
I was emo
When you were busy watching Spice World
And everyone would laugh at me
So I f*cked myself
And got HPV
But now that it's cool
To be a emo faggot
I have an advantage
I speak Spanish
I crashland on your mattress
Do a backflip into a pile of ashes
I knock you out with a trashlid
My fist, yo ass
'Bout to have a blast, kid!
[Chorus]
When I was a kid
I wished grandpa would get off me
At least just f*ck more softly
Now my mom gets
My clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi
I'm p*ssed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like
"Discombobulated melancholy"
I dress like a Nazi

[Bridge]
Do you know what it's like, bein' me?
I'm the coolest guy I know
And I have no friends!
You know how many girls I fingered in the bathroom?
Like seven!
In the butt!
My grandma said
"Rucka, what's the point of having balls if nobody sees 'em?"
I'm da best!

[Chorus]
When I was a kid
I wished grandpa would get off me
At least just f*ck more softly
Now my mom gets
My clothes for me at Hot Topic
I dress like a Nazi
I'm p*ssed all the time
I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"
I say words like
"Discombobulated melancholy"
I dress like a Nazi
[Outro]
f*ck you!