Don’t Be A Playa, Haiti lyrics

Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.)
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em
Cause they had a bad earthquake, need some band-aids and corn flakes

Cause they been wasting the last 500 years in their underwear playing in the sand. (with no pants)
We said put some clothеs on, they was like "No", now a earthquakе took their ass out. (so sad)
We gave them a little bit food and kidnapped a quarter million kids
Y'all come with us, don't be scared it's cool
You won't never see your parents again. (they're dead)

(You know)
Now I'm thinking while we over there
(We should)
Lay down a couple states
(Yessir)
Y'all just wait 'till I'm president, I'm gonna run sh*t a whole new way

Yeah
Germans they're lesbians and have AIDS, listen up everyone I ain't playin' witchu
Are we done fighting Germany? Are we done with Germany?
No, Germans seem to really like starting sh*t but it's cool cause it's not like they ever win
"But we did kick France's ass!"
Yes you did, but who did not?
Okay Germans started up World War I then they was like "Whoops my bad!"
We said it's okay then a couple years later, they start a world war again
They killed like a million Jews and then they killed another five million
I think we should take them all to school and just blow they ass up right now!

f*ck y'all
"Nein please don't blow us up!"
Get f*cked
"But it was only a game!"
Y'all suck
"But we won't do it anymore!"
You'll never eat a weinerschnitzel again!

Yeah
Spanish people sound like they should be brown, but you go to Spain and everyone is white
We should make them change their name or we could send them Mexicans
(Yeah)
Norway doesn't really do anything, we can't really trust them I don't think
Scottish people talk funny, Irish people swing from trees

When I'm president, we gonna carpet bomb some French cities, and because they all speak French, we gonna also bomb Quebec
(Oui Oui)
And if Korean boy wanna mess with me, then I'm a nuke his ass and say "Ninja please!"
And if they keep f*ckin' round in the middle east, they just mad cause their mamas are Lesbaneses
(Then)
I'm gonna bomb everyone whose name ends with "istan"
(Cause they all stupid)
I'm gonna blow up China cause they eat little dogs
Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.)
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake
Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em
Cause they had a bad earthquake

Hey man at least they didn't get raped
Wait what? Oh, they did? Oh, well then. Someone should give them money