U Never B Doctor lyrics

You'll never be doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took, get 98%
Oh why do you shame me
Why you a disgrace
Why you is so lazy
Why do you so lazy
Me and your mother came from China with two things
Big black wok and a hope that you bring
Me great honor
But looks like you think
Failure is how this family do things
I said get A+
All you get is A
I put this on refrigerator, of shame
You watch Dr Who
Why no Dr you?
Because you get 100 minus 2, see?
You stink
You think you are cool
What's two points
You're disappointment to me
What's C?
The section you are from
Even when you born I am disappoint
You are no son to me
When they ask me how is your kid
I say who me
I no son, if I had one
Hе could add one two three
You'll never bе doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took, get 98%
Oh why do you shame me
Why you a disgrace
Why you is so lazy
Why do you so lazy
Go back to bed
Oh hello son
What you doing
You on Facebook
Why you no face book and study
I'm not your dad
What do you want for Christmas
PS3?
How about you get PhD

I come to America on a boat
With one paddle
Sailin' on the seas with beasts and big monsters
I fight sea dogs and dragons
Also some Martians
All so you could go to college like Harvard
Become a doctor, go back to China
Perform some government forced abortions
But anywho
That can't happen
Cuz you get 98% out of 100
We are not Bsians, we are Asians
That's right
No dollar, no laundry
Might as well get F minus
With all of this under 100 f*ckery
Let's go see if McDonald's is hiring
A boy with low grades
Maybe they want that
Is worth trying
We'll also get Whopper
You'll never be doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took, get 98%
Oh why do you shame me
Why you a disgrace
Why you is so lazy
Why do you so lazy
Get out of here
You got B type on blood test
Why no A type
You even fail at living
You are so fat
Oh you finish homework
Now you can play
Piano and violin at same time
Call me crazy but I have vision
One day that my son will be pediatrician
But children that just only get a B
Can't even be cat vetinar
You get small paycheck
In exchange for gay sex
And they no use latex
When they bang your virgin anus
You are bad person
I should never have had any children
We have one kid
Policy in China
But we come to America
Hoping our one kid get A
You shame us
Getting B or A minus
What is that
You will be thinking
I should have made more effort to get A
Now I'm just another Asian makin' train tracks
Maybe when I said get A
You thought I said get a bad grade
I hate you
You'll never be doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took, get 98%
Oh why do you shame me
Why you a disgrace
Why you is so lazy
Why do you so lazy
You'll never be doctor
You are too stupid
The test that you took, get 98%
Oh why do you shame me
Why you a disgrace
Why you is so lazy
Why do you so lazy
I'm not your dad

Let's move to Canada
They say Eh
You may not learn Spanish
They say ci
You are so bad
You can stung by B
Why not stung by A
Here how we sing alphabet
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