What’s Your Age Again? lyrics

I took her out
It was a school night
I wore good clothes
For the senior discount
We started makin' out
And then we saw her dad
He said this guy's older than me
And that's about the time they charged a rape on me
Nobody likes you when you're 53
And I'm still more into them teenage hoes
Why'd you tell your dad on me
My friend after should date my age
What's your age again
What's your age again

Then later on
This one guy Joe
Inside of jail
Said to me hey bro
I heard that you got caught
With a girl undеr age
We're not big fans of pеdo rings
And that's about the time black guys ganged up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 53
And doing statutory rape pub crawls
Why'd you call the cops on me
My friends say I should date my age
What's your age again
What's your age again
Next case the people of Scottsdale versus
You again
What in tarnation are you doing back in my court
What did I tell you about parking your car
Outside the school for girls with special needs
I didn't
I've heard enough you're going away for a long time
And may Black Jesus have mercy on your white ass

And that's about the time they charge a rape on me
Nobody likes you when you're 53
And you're dating a high school freshman kid
Where the hell is your ID
I never want to date my age
What's your age again
That's about the time the judge f*cked over me
Just for letting some girl have beers with me
In South America her age is fine
Why did you go down on me
In Mexico it's not called rape
What's your age again
What's your age again
Let me go
It wasn't my fault
I thought she was my late wife
I have demented Alzheimer's
Come on I'm in high school
I have Robin Williams disease
What's your age again