We Want Jan & Dean/Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) lyrics
by Jan & Dean
[Part I: We Want Jan & Dean]
[Skit]
AUDIENCE: We want Jan & Dean! We want Jan & Dean! We want Jan & Dean! We want Jan & Dean!
(Audience screams. Cue fanfare)
JAN: Thank you (cut) Dean. Now - oh, you needed some help? Come on. Here we go. [?] Oh, watch it
(Various noises, coughing, etc.)
JAN: Oh
(More noises.)
JAN: Oh, boy. Uh... Now, we'd like to continue on...
(Laughing, drumbeats, car crash sounds, raspberries etc.)
JAN: OK, "Michelle". By Dean Torrence
(Explosion, raspberry, laughing SFX)
[Part II: Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)]
[Verse 1]
I once had a girl
Or should I say
She once had me
She showed me her room
Isn't it good?
Norwegian wood
[Bridge]
She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair
[Verse 2]
I sat on the rug
Biding my time
Drinking her wine
We talked until two and then she said
"It's time for bed"
[Instrumental Break]
[Bridge]
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath
[Verse 3]
And when I awoke
I was alone
This bird had flown
So, I lit a fire
Isn't it good
Norwegian wood
[Outro]
Yeah. Yeah