One-Piece Topless Bathing Suit lyrics

[Intro]
(Go, granny, go)

[Verse 1]
I was sitting on the beach just picking up some sun
When my buddy ran up to me
(Go, granny, go)
He said you won't believe what's going on
But it's something that you've gotta see
(Go, granny, go)
You know that bathing suit that they're talking about on the TV and radio
Well, granny's wearing one by the hot dog stand
And she's putting on quite a show

[Chorus]
Yeah, in her one-piece topless bathing suit
In Boston, she'd be banned
In her one-piece topless bathing suit
She's the coolest girl in the sand

[Verse 2]
So I got up to take a look at her
And I finally made it through the crowd
Where some of the guys were clapping their hands
And some of them were laughing out loud
But there she was, like my buddy did say for everyone to see
That little old lady 'bout ninety-four
A-doin' the Watusi
[Chorus]
Yeah, ooooh...
One-piece topless bathing suit
In Boston, she'd be banned
In her one-piece topless bathing suit
She's the coolest girl in the sand

[Outro]
Yeah
(Go, granny, go)
One-piece topless bathing suit
And she's only ninety-four years old
(Go, granny, go) (Yeah)
One-piece topless bathing suit
And she's only ninety-four years old
(Go, granny, go)
(Yeah, she's only ninety-four years old)
One-piece topless bathing suit
And she's only ninety-four years old
(Yeah, she's only ninety-four years old)
(Go, granny, go)
(Yeah, she's only ninety-four years old)
One-piece topless bathing suit
And she's only ninety-four years old
(Yeah, she's only ninety-four years old)
(Go, granny, go)
One-piece topless...