[Intro]
Hey Tobias, this is Dave. Here's your song, boss. It's called "Accommodating"
[Hook]
All you do is accommodate: "What do you like to do?"
I wish that I could find joys in accommodating too
Would you like to be a captain, maybe even be a monster?
Turn me into an imposter, make me more accommodating too
Make me more accommodating too
[Verse 1]
Laying always on the couches, never cleaning up the dishes
Can't appease your simple wishes, take your medicine from your dentist
You never seem to be p*ssed off much, everything seems well enough so
Broke your favorite coffee cup, said to me "It's only stuff."
Said to me "It's only stuff."
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Or maybe I could cook you dinner, stuff you sausage
Make you candles, clean your office
Paint your bedroom disco blue
Accommodating just like you
Teach you how to fly a airplane
Build a hot rod catch a mermaid
Rearrange your room alone
Teach you how to make cologne
Instruct you how to play a bagpipe
Lose some weight and learn to eat right
Wiretap a telephone, extract your own pheromones
Extract your own pheromones
[Outro]
All you do is accommodate: "What do you like to do?"
I wish that I could find choice in accommodating too
Would you like to be a captain, maybe even be a monster
Turn you into an impostor, make you more complicated too
Make you more complicated too