[Yoni Wolf]
Some boy from Astronomy class
Wants you to get a make-over
He’ll candidly invite you
Onto Jenny Jones
You won’t recognize him
When they bring you out
They’ll give you new shoes
Modern style glasses
And a year 2000 haircut
They’ll split screen you
Next to the photo of you
With the stretch-pants and mullet
You’ll be kind of mad
At the kid from Astronomy class...
But not too mad
Cause after all
He did get you a free make-over