Ape Sh!T lyrics

[Intro]
Ayeon on the beat
(Zxgger's daddy)

[Chorus: zxgger]
I only smoke joints, lil homie, f*ck a big bong
Give her six inches, I ain't packin' no footlong
Slap a pus*y with a paddle, like it's f*ckin' ping-pong
Going apesh*t, got me feelin' like I'm Donkey Kong

[Verse 1: zxgger]
Got no friends, they're not nice folk
Got no cash, young zxgger's so broke
Got no Cola, so I pull up with some Coke
She let me hit it from the rear, lil shawty had a stroke
f*cked a b*tch named Mercede, then I took off in the Benz
Vlone on my hoodie, on the front it says friends
Buddy named Ray, but that losеr got no bands
Talk all that sh*t, and you finna catch these hands
King Kong swag, I'ma climb a skyscraper
Chokе slam a goofy, feelin' like the Undertaker
Shawty got cake, she a goddamn baker
pus*y so fat, she a goddamn acre
I had to grind hard, Lego bricks what I'm dealin'
Stack them up high, it could reach the damn ceiling
Pop a perc in the morning to do some mental healing
You didn't care how I was, now you askin' how I'm feelin' (Perfect)
[Chorus: zxgger & SauceDad69]
I only smoke joints, lil homie, f*ck a big bong
Give her six inches, I ain't packin' no footlong
Slap a pus*y with a paddle, like it's f*ckin' ping-pong (Ay)
Going apesh*t, (Yuh) got me feelin' like I'm Donkey Kong

[Verse 2: SauceDad69]
Sauce in this b*tch, hit a b*tch with the nice dong
Ignore my stress, I'ma play that b*tch like ping-pong
Walk up in the party, bangin' all my sh*t like King Kong
b*tch catch a barrel, (Ay) I'ma throw it down like Donkey Kong
Big ape sh*t, hoe, you see me on some bape sh*t
Big chick, fake b*tch, hand on my face, b*tch
Handle all you n*ggas with the waist song like Rock laid
This punch to his chest, knock him down, call me Bruce Lee
I'm faded, prolly got yo' b*tch sedated
Shawty somewhere in the corner taxin' n*ggas off of FaceBook
I'm jaded, she puttin' Sauce in her playlist
You sellin' all my flows I been done with for ages
Gassed up, 'bout to make a big move, Max Keeble
No, I ain't got no Corona, but my blade lethal
Boy been out here chasin' waterfall like you trace songs
Beat the b*tch pus*y to the ground like I'm Donkey Kong

[Chorus: zxgger]
I only smoke joints, lil homie, f*ck a big bong
Give her six inches, I ain't packin' no footlong
Slap a pus*y with a paddle, like it's f*ckin' ping-pong
Going apesh*t, got me feelin' like I'm Donkey Kong
[Verse 3: Lil Barnacle]
I'm raiding her house like it's Ruby Ridge
Yeah, I'm f*ckin' your b*tch, and then she's drinkin' my jizz
Call her a cannibal because she's eating my kids
And then I crush her skull like I'm The Miz
Dropping a gorilla finger, yeah I take big sh*ts
Eating bad baby's poop right out of the toilet
Me, zxgger, and SauceDad in the function goin' apesh*t
Pull out my ding dong and put it in a little kid
Weed is for pussies, and I only do Krokodil
I nut on her face and it looks like an oil spill
I stick my di*k into a fire anthill
Then I bash a hooker's head in with an anvil
She was Chinese, she said "Sum ting wong"
I said "No b*tch, that's just my massive f*cking dong"
I been 'mitting two first degree murder in this song
Something, something, something, something, something, Donkey Kong

[Chorus: zxgger]
I only smoke joints, lil homie, f*ck a big bong
Give her six inches, I ain't packin' no footlong
Slap a pus*y with a paddle, like it's f*ckin' ping-pong
Going apesh*t, got me feelin' like I'm Donkey Kong