f*ck Off Noddy lyrics

Winnie The Pooh is having a wank
'And what are you up to?' said Tommy the Tank
Peter the Rabbit is at it as well
And all the young pixies in Dingelydell

Singing: 'f*ck off Noddy, you stupid prat'
'f*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat'

Sinbad the Sailor is drunk as a sack
Mary Contrary is flat on her back
Pinky and Perky are having a snog
Little Miss Muffet's been sick as a dog

Singing: 'f*ck off Noddy, you little prick'
'f*ck off Noddy, you get on my wick'

Happy and Dopey are smoking a joint
Sneezy's flaked out, he can't see the point
'f*ck this for a lark' said Sweet Jack of Hearts
'Which one of you bast*rds has sh*t on my tarts?'

Singing: 'f*ck off Noddy you bloodless berk'
'f*ck off Noddy, you're just a j*rk'

f*ck off Noddy, you smelly turd
f*ck off Noddy you're so absurd
f*ck off Noddy you stupid prat
f*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat
f*ck off Noddy you little wimp
f*ck off Noddy you're a p*ss brained shrimp
f*ck off Noddy you stupid prat
f*ck off Noddy in your rotten hat