There Ain’t Half Been Some Clever bast*rds lyrics

Noël Coward was a charmer
As a writer he was brahma
Velvet jackets and pyjamas
"The Gay Divorce" and other dramas

There ain't half been some clever bast*rds
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards

Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers
He must have been a pencil squeezer
He didn't do the Mona Lisa
That was an Italian geezer

There ain't half been some clever bast*rds
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards

Einstein can't be classed as witless
He claimed atoms were the littlest
When you did a bit of splitting-em-ness
Frightened everybody sh*tless

There ain't half been some clever bast*rds
Probably got help from their mum
(who had help from her mum)
There ain't half been some clever bast*rds
Now that we've had some
Let's hope that there's lots more to come
There ain't half been some clever bast*rds
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards

Okey-dokey!
Oh!
Segovia
Da-laa la-laa da-daa da-lee
De dump di dump de dump-dump-diddle li-lee

There ain't half been some clever bast*rds
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bast*rds
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bast*rds
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever........
..................................bast*rds