Jontron vs Scott The Woz. rap battle. (2020 Version) lyrics

[Intro: Announcer (Fightmarker)]
RAP BATTLE!
JONTRON!
VS--

[Verse 1: Scott the Woz (Krystal), Phil Swift (Fightmarker)]
Hey all, Scott here; and sorry if this comes off as mean
But, let’s get to the point, each of your comebacks f**king reek
If your ego survives this thrashing, I’m sure you’ll regret it
‘Cause I'm stealing this victory like your subreddit! (Ooh)
Your Channel’s not Awesome; your demographic’s middle school schmucks
And your production value? Ehhh, a good waste of 40 bucks
You're like the Wii U Pro, drown you in whole, then say "You f**king blow!"
And for someone shilling Flex Seal, all I can see is holes in your flow
You got the press on your ass, from some political gaffe
After you left The Game Grumps like: I sawed this channel in half!
You're a Madden little di*k, John, with Vitale-ity nonexistent
As you end up just like your upload schedule: inconsistent
You’re basic, and I’m not too sure what dreams you had to chase
When you used up all your hate running after the black race
I’m a real Chicken Shooter when I’ve got this coward on the hunt
But, congrats on following the process; from Youtuber to Defunct

[Verse 2: JonTron (UBERocity)]
You may have only fooled me once, but you’re now officially that guy
You’ll never stick out from the crowd, no matter how many shticks you try
Scott the Woz here gets his solid falls if that was his bit
Yet now you’re here against me? I ain’t havin’ that sh*t!
You're Hardly Cookin' up anything, your stuff is barely up to my par
You're drawn out, Scott, your gimmick has gone on too f*cking far
Anyhow, why am I even fighting you? I’ve already dealt with bootlegs
Holy sh*t! Your sh*tty verse'll make me go nuts and bolts, ECK!
Like c’mon man, I’ve heard more emotion coming from Jacques
I got to hand it to you, King Handjob, you are quite the laughingstock
The fact that the terminal illness gained subs is f*cking moronic
Fans prefer me over you, the virgin ProJared to my Chad-tronic
Mocking my production? Well take a step in my Starcade
Seeing something better than a kid talking in his room all day
Since the beginning, I’ve been surpassing bargain bin me’s
Face it Wozniak, your ass just got Flinged, Smashed, and beat
[Verse 3: PeanutButterGamer (Alex)]
Giving you the Normal Boot, it was for the best, Jon
Destiny had you by the pokeballs, Debate gone wrong!
When I slice through your bull, these goblins better hurry!
Got the Master Sword in hand, Zelda Month is coming early
Must be a nincompoop if you really think you can end me
This Gamer’s Ghost Riding this track, while being family friendly
I see you’re getting nervous, like you guys at convention panels
Jon should help me with the next hacking video: corrupting a YouTube channel
But you wanna know something that’s worthy to put in the G-Files
Must have sold my series to Good-Will, 'cause you’re stealing my style!
So c’mon! Open Your Eyes to the fact, you both are the wannabe PBGs
Except that Scott’s struggling with comedy, while Jon keeps selling out to companies
And now you and crew are struggling for money, the YouTooz ain't giving you salvation
Guess the quickest and most effective way To Kill a Paycheck: Demonetization
Thanks for coming, and gotta say I’m glad I’m finished with this diss
It’s shocking how you all are more annoying than the guy I do my let’s plays with

(Talking)
What?
What are you all looking at- uhhh ohhh

[Verse 4: Space Hamster (DeeIWN)]
Wassup guys, it’s Hammy, thanks for summoning my space pod
So without further ado, let’s take a look at this Geek Squad
While his channel's permadeath let the bar soar low
Mine’s upstaging Jon for seasons like this was Hardcore Mode!
PBG, I’m not hamming it up, your verse was empty space
Calling them the bootlegs as if you’re putting them in their place?
Cause you all are beneath me, and if this verse wasn’t a tip off
Then I’ll make a new vid: ‘Top 3 Worst Angry Nerd Rip Offs!’
While Jon’s busy getting drunk in a dirty New York gutter
I’ll get to work spreading out you Gamers like you were Peanut Butter!
Did You Know?, Mr. Gamer defended a cheater/clown
But even at that point, your channel wasn't the only thing going down
TronJon, it’s sad that Flex Tape and Reaction Gifs is where you get your fame
And you think you’re original, you’re not even at par with Fan Games
Oh, and Austin I don’t mean to offend, but as your former editor, and friend
That Normal Boots breakup with Jon is where your career met its end
[Verse 5: ProJared (Eric The Audible)]
Did somebody say their career ended?
Haha... I’ll show you (Woo!)
You shouldn’t have messed with Jared, 'cause with games: I’m a Pro!
And I’m done with instructions so let’s get on with th-AUUUUGH!

[Verse 6: AVGN (Will IWNL)]
(ASS)
You’re no f*cking wizard, Jared, more a living version of the Power Glove
I’ll leave this f*cker bleeding out: and I’m not talking about his subs
This'll be a Cinemassacre, leaving 5 pricks in 8-bits
All your bars are Big Rigs of sh*t, deserving 0s on Metacritic
Jeff, you're not taking the win, with your "random XD!" humor
So much f*cking editing in your sh*t, I swear I got a damn eye tumor
Trying to tussle with me, I ask just what you were thinking?
Just like LJN’s stock, your chances to win are sinking (Oh!)
Your Block’s been Hidden for years Hamf*ck, we all can tell
You'll be sent to where this battle's in; development hell
You f*cking suck, and sucking f*cks can go eat a bag of sh*t
As the cherry on top, it’s covered with my lyrical spit and vomit
I’m taking you c*nts back to the past, where you didn't exist
'Cause I couldn’t watch your videos, rather have my di*k and balls twisted`
And yet you still gain your views, after you copied my shtick?
The subjects rule the king, THAT’s what I call bullsh*t!