Choo Choo Charles vs I Like Trains Kid. Fightmarker(X2)RapBattles. lyrics
by Fightmarker’s Rap Battles
[Intro: Announcer (Fightmarker)]
FightmarkerFightmarker Rap Battles
Choo Choo Charles
Versus
I Like Trains
Begin
[Verse 1: I Like Trains Kid (Fightmarker)]
I like trains
I like trains
Others like to sing, and others like to dance
But I like trains and I don't like you
Your face is kinda looking like the Smosh moon emoji
So take "trains" off the title and I reckon that's what bro thinks
Nasty chompers; what's up with your teeth, man?
I'd say you need a dentist but you'd eat him
But even with your ugly features, I am not startled
Because your name is Charles
Two Star Games; too f*cking true
I like trains and I don't like you
[Verse 2: Choo Choo Charles (Fightmarker)]
This will be easy, I'll just outrap your dumb vеrse
Then wrap ya' in a cocoon and take out your lungs first
I'm not talking animation whеn it's a Flash and your life's done
You like trains? I'm like one, but much worse
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chewing on your skin
The Newgrounds kid made some Garfield strips
Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chewing through your limbs
ASDF looks sh*t, you di*kbutt ass b*tch
[Verse 3: I Like Trains Kid (Fightmarker)]
How does noises from a train make me snore?
I like bars, but I don't like yours
So I'm back with a 4-lined verse to your face
I like quatrains
[Verse 4: Choo Choo Charles, Mr. Muffin (Fightmarker)]
I'm the type to choo choo and make ban ban, you feel me?
The type of f*cker to make you scream: "SOMEBODY KILL ME!"
Ever heard of fright trains? Well, I'm like a fright train
And after I f*ck you up, maybe instead, you'll like planes
[Verse 5: I Like Trains Kid (Fightmarker)]
A Steam Locomotive may be what you are
But Steam must be Loco if they think you're moving carts
I met up with your mom, then took her to my place
She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "I like trains"
[Verse 6: Choo Choo Charles, Potato Killer (Fightmarker)]
Man, where are the tomatoes? Get some different jokes
That one bit was done 4 times in your first video
I wanted Thomas, now I treat TomSka like Play-Doh
'Cause I've derailed that hack like: "Die, fat potato!"