I Turn My TV on Once (skit) lyrics
by Isaac Luther
"Man, what is on TV today? Imma' check it out."
"There are three elements to music. There is harmony. There is- there is melody and there is rhythm And rap only fits out... one of these. There's not a lot of melody and there's not a lot of harmony. Then, that's basically, effectively, spoken rhythm. And so it's not actually a form of music."
"I'm sorry. We apologize for that minor inconvenience. Now, we will switch to something less obnoxious and stupid. Thank you for your time."