This sh*t Has The Longest Title Known To Mankind And The Longest Bars Known To Mankind Are On This sh*t As Well lyrics

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This sh*t has the longest title known to mankind, and the longest bars known to mankind are on this sh*t as well
I literally put the entire first line of the song as the title, if you don't like that, well f*ck you b*tch, suck my di*k, then go to hell
If you don't f*ck with me, then why does your stupid f*ckin' b*tch ass think it's a smart idea to still f*ckin' call me on my goddamn cell?
I ain't Drake, b*tch, don't go callin' me on my phone no more, especially if your stupid ass is goin' around callin' random ass people 'cause you have somethin' to sell
All my bars are God's honest motherf*ckin' truth, because you know damn wеll that lies, I would never f*ckin' еver try to tell
If you commit a crime and I f*ckin' see it, I don't give a single goddamn f*ck if it makes me a snitch, I'm haulin' your stupid ass to motherf*ckin' jail
Especially if that crime involves murder, sexual assault, rape, or anything else of the f*ckin' sort, you ain't gettin' away with it, b*tch, nope, you're gonna f*ckin' fail
So if your stupid ass gets locked up for whatever goddamn crime you decided would be a good idea to commit, you better believe no one is gonna come around to pay your motherf*ckin' bail
If you f*ck around too much, and then you say some stupid ass sh*t in your goddamn song, and get canceled, you better not ever try to f*ckin' ever come back
Because you should f*ckin' know by now that if you try to do that stupid ass sh*t, it's the wrong f*ckin' thing to be doin', you're not on the right track
If you ever f*ckin' tried, whether you believe it or not, the truth is not a single goddamn motherf*ckin' person is ever gonna cut you some slack
If you f*ck with me or anyone I care about, it's like I'll turn into a goddamn cybersecurity expert, the way I'm about to find you and cut you up like you're f*ckin' gonna get hacked
Just to f*ckin' clarify that last thing I said, I didn't mean literally hacking, I meant using a knife to cut you up into pieces in self defense, in case you tried to f*ck around and murder my family, or some stupid sh*t like that
If you ever try to doubt me and my absolutely god tier songwriting and rapping ability, I'll do the same thing metaphorically to your career, because these bars, they never lack
You better just f*ckin' leave at that point, because you should know I'm better than you at this, b*tch, so you better grab your sh*t and f*ckin' pack
I don't give a f*ck if you listen to my sh*t and think I have too big of a goddamn ego, I do my own thing, b*tch, and I don't give a sh*t about anyone's negative feedback