Nobody Does It Like Me lyrics

[GITTEL MOSCA]
If you gave the man your number and the man calls
And he seems a little nervous and shy
You don't make him shyer or nervous-er
You help him out, at least you try
Or he's just gonna say goodbye
Which is exactly what he said, "Goodbye,"

When it comes to men
Do I ever do what's right?
Any year, any month
Any mornin', afternoon or night?

If there's a wrong way to say it
A wrong way to play it
Nobody does it like me
If there's a wrong way to do it
A right way to screw it up
Nobody does it like me

I've got a big loud mouth
I'm always talkin' much to free
If you go for tact and manners
Better stay away from me
If therе's a wrong way to keep it cool
The right way to be a fool
Nobody does it likе me
If there's a wrong bell, I ring it
A wrong note, I sing it
Ha! Nobody does it like me
If there's a problem, I duck it
I don't solve it, I just muck it up
Nobody does it like me

And so I try to be a lady
I'm no lady, I'm a fraud
And when I talk like I'm a lady
What I sound like is a broad
If there's a wrong way to get a guy
The right way to lose a guy
Nobody does it like me

Nobody does it
No, nobody does it
Nobody does it like me