Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we never got along
G--Csus9
Didn't like the way he c*cked his hat, and he wore his gun all wrong
We had the same girlfriend, and he never forgot it
She had a cut little Chihuahua, that one day he over shot it
He rode the hard country, down the New Mexico line
He had a silver pocked watch, that he never did wind
He crippled a guitar player for playing his favorite song
Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we ain't ever got along
Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we never got along
Didn't like the way he buckled his belt, and he wore his gun all wrong
He was bad to the bone, all hopped up on speed
I would have left him alone, if it weren't for that senorita
But he gave her silver, and he paid her hotel bills
But it was me that she loved, she said she always will
I'd go and see her whenever Billy was gone
Csus9
Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we ain't never got along, NO!
Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we never got along
Didn't like the way he tied his shoes, and he wore his gun all wrong
One day I told Billy, said "I've got the fooled proof scheme
We'll rob the Wells Fargo; she's bustin' at the seems."
I knew that I had framed him, but I don't feel bad
The way that I was living, was driving me mad
Billy went for his gun, but his gun was all wrong
Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we ain't never got along
Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we never got along
But I sure liked the way he swayed in the wind when I played his favorite songs
Now my girlfriend sings harmony to "La Cucaracha"
We sit and wind that pocket watch, and we pet her little Chihuahua
Move into the hotel, I got a room with a shower
I like listening to that watch tick hour after hour
And outside the wind, well it's blowing on so strong
Yeah Me and Billy the Kid, we ain't never got along, NO!