Bye bye bubble belly lyrics

Paroles de la chanson Bye Bye Bubble Belly :
Oh I was thinking I couldn't do better
Than this girl who stuck gum straight on the leather
Of this disgusting & expensive sofa
Didn't even try to hide it

It wasn't like this at the wedding
Light years before heavy drinking
She tried to teach me how to sit cross-legged
Underneath the table

But I could be pleasingly shiny
Not teasing her with shyness
Not sad with the skellyetons at the bar

& I could draw a perfect line
Half this town call me Caroline
Say baby what is yours is mine

Was even thinking that I couldn't do better
Than the woman at Whitechapel Welfare Center
Who signs me on every other week
& thank god she never speaks to me

It wasn't like this at the wedding
Light years before heavy drinking
She tried to teach me how to sit cross-legged
Underneath the table