Dad 3 lyrics

One time I saw my dad and he was
Lookin' like the mascot from the Cheetos brand, I’m talkin'
'bout the dude that’s basically a cheetah man, he loves
Spicy corn snacks and he's been banned from Japan, but just like
Any good father he would hold my hand, and
When I got hurt we'd take the Cheeto van, the
Hospital has a lane for special Cheeto vans, and the
Highway has a lane for special Cheeto vaaa-aa-aaaa-ans. The

Moral of the story is to stop pretending that your
Dad isn't actually Steven Williams, you're probably
Like, who the f*ck, is Steven Williams, that's the
CEO of FRITOS that I Googled for this song, and I
Tricked you into thinking that I knew who that is but when I
Saw, his picture, I know who that is, hе's my
Father, he's the mothеr-f*cken Cheeto man, and to-
Gether we can do it, but no in Japaa-aa-aaa-aaaan


Ja-
PAAAAAAN, he’s been banned. He’s -
Not allowed, in Japan anymore

Dad! this is Dad
Three-eee-eeeeee. And you wouldn't be-
Lieve. What it’s like after three dads. It's the best
One time I saw my dad and he was
Looking like the person who had raised me right, taught
Me to be respectful and to never fight, except that
Kellogg's b*tch who bragged about bein' right, and every-
Thing in his world is so f*ckin’ great, when he
Goes to Japan he gets past the gate, the se-
Curity line doesn't waste his time, I
Wish that that father was mi-i-iiii-iine