Look At Me, I’m Sandra Dee lyrics

[RIZZO, spoken]
Hey Zuko, you going to the dance tomorrow night?

[DANNY, spoken]
Uh, well, I don't know

[RIZZO, spoken]
No? Ah you're all broke up about your sweetie, little Gidget

[DANNY, spoken]
Who?

[RIZZO, spoken]
You know who I'm talking about, Sandy Dombrowski
Ya know, Sandra Dee?
Hey come on Zuko, why don't you take me to the dance? I mean I can pull that Sandra Dee bit too

(sung)
Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed
I can't, I'm Sandra Dee

Watch it, hey, I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day
I don't drink or swear
I don't rat my hair
I get ill from one cigarette
Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers
Would you pull that stuff with Annette?

As for you, Troy Donahue
I know what you wanna do
You've got your crust, I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain Sandra Dee

No no no Sal Mineo
I would never stoop so low
Please keep your cool
Now you're starting to drool

Fungool, I'm Sandra Dee