[Verse 1]
Yeah that's right man we back and we doin' it big
Like a giant f*cked a giant b*tch and had a giant kid
On the beat we switch samples like Provasic
The lyrical fugitive I'm runnin' this rap sh*t
Never trim the beard, never trim the beard
The potions that I mix are bio-engineered
I like to take a little bat wing and milky way
And mix it with some pixie dust and alize
We're blowing up like Timothy McVeigh
My wizardry's insane, I shall proceed to proclaim
That my potions are top, dawg, they got fog
You wanna battle recipes or not, dawg?
Cause I got concoctions to stop and drop huns
Down to their knees and they leave with hot crossed buns
The di*k master with the fine white gnome hoes
And that's why I'm livin' in The Twilight Zone Joe
[Hook x2]
That's why we wizards
Potion mixin' everyday
We wizards (x2)
[Verse 2]
Sprinkle it up, I straight wrinkle it up
I got the hide of a hog now I crinkle it up
Stretch it out real tight toss it in the pot
Clock strikes midnight sit back and watch
As the water turns purple like the herb I be puffin'
Throw a little ash in the batch oh it needs something
Mixin', matchin' toss a little dash in
Take a little bit out, then put a little back in
Risin' up and watch it bubble and boil
Add a fist full of dust now some bubblin' oil
Is it worth all the fuss, all the trouble and toil?
Hell yeah motherf*cker
Now I'm doublin' oil
Zorak con meja, kelfa rata slissen
Now I just sit back and just blaze a bag
While the potion just keeps mixin'
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[Verse 3]
I got the dopest potions in the shire
Special deals for a first time buyer
Got sh*t on the rack that will devastate
Take one sip and you'll levitate
Pour some brew into my stein
Guarantee a motherf*cker gonna have a good time
Up in the tavern, actin' a fool
Picking some fight with a random ass ghoul
On potion 9, gotta test my endurance
Life of a wizard, it's a regular occurrence
Brain be swirlin', see a b*tch in the back
Hop on my griffin let's head to my shack
All messed up and I might go limp
Ain't no problem for a fifth level pimp
No panic, y'all, it's all good
Potion by my bed turn my di*k into wood
[Hook x2]