​the last great american dinosaur lyrics

[Verse 1: portorosso]
I like to make people's lives seem like fever dreams
Like, who the f*ck names a song something like this?
I released this song on Thanksgiving 2022
After having Gooey's part for like seven to eight months

[Chorus: portorosso]
And I said
"This man has to be chronically f*cking online
Who knows, if he ever, ever could've touched grass
This man has never seen his father show up on time
And now he'll never, ever, ever see ass"

[Verse 2: portorosso]
You'd think with the title, it'd either be
A goofy song about dinosaurs
Or a history lesson
Now, I'm gonna flip sh*t on its head
Give you this hard sh*t instead

[Chorus: portorosso]
And I said
"This man has to be chronically f*cking online
Who knows, if he ever, ever could've touched grass
This man has never seen his mother stop cryin'
And now he'll never, ever, ever see ass"
[Bridge: Gooey Bluey & portorosso]
Dinosaurs have sharp teeth
They are big and eat people
And one day
The dinosaurs pay
And go cray-cray
And then, they play with crayons
And say, "Blah blah"
(Raise your hand
If that was the hardest sh*t you've ever heard)

[Chorus: portorosso]
Who knows, if I ever, ever could've touched grass
This man has never seen his brother acting fine
And now I'll never, ever, ever see ass

[Outro: portorosso]
And now I'll never see ass, ever, no, never
I'll never see ass, ever, no, never
I'll never see ass
And now I'll never see ass