​​mcdonald’s shopkins (skit) lyrics

[Skit: TikTok TTS Voice]
Hey, guys! So, today, welcome back to my YouTube channel
And today, we're filming the new Shopkins toy review
They just came out with a new McDonald's collaboration
And there's fries and burgers
And fries and burgers
And fries and burgers
And fries and burgers
And fries and burgers
And fries and burgers
So, today, we're gonna look at only the fries
So, first of all, the first fry is named Fry One
The second fry is named Fry Two
The third fry is named Fry Three
The fourth fry is named Fry Six
And the fifth fry is named What The Hell?
And they are super cool because they're poseable dolls
With hair and stuff, 'cause everyone gets hair in their fries
I mean, like, it's fries, and it's also McDonald's
'Cause, one time, um, my dad worked at a McDonald's
And he, he got pushed in the deep fryer and then he died
So, McDonald's is known for, known for, known
Known for, known, McDonald's is known, McDonald's is for
McDonald's is McDonald's is known for, it's known (Rowen!)
McDonald's is known, McDonald's is for, McDonald's is done for
So, these Shopkins are really cool
Because it's the first Shopkins in eighty centuries
I've been waiting my whole career for this
'Cause I just loved Shopkins since I was an old man
And today, Shopkins came out with the McDonald's fries
And McDonald's is known, McDonald's is for
McDonald's is known for, McDonald's is known for
Known for, known for, known
McDonald's is known, McDonald's is for
McDonald's is known for killing my dad in the deep fryer
I don't mean to spread conspiracies, 'cause it's true
It's true, not a conspiracy-cy-cy-cy
So, these fries named Fry, and Fry, and Fry, and Fry, and Fry
And Fry, and What The Hell?
And now, we're on a baseball field, 'cause, 'cause, 'cause, 'cause, 'cause, 'cause
We're at the Shopkins shopping mall
And the McDonald's just went out of business
Because they learned that they killed my dad in a fire
And now, the Oreos are rebelling, and they're gonna kill me
In the deep fryer, fryer, fire, fire, fire
And fries, and McDonald's is known—