Children For Dinner lyrics

[Intro: Lil Eggsoup]
Me and Kori the dynamic duo
Record on my computer, I don't need no studio
We bottle these fags and then we turn them to holy ghosts
*Gunshot*
Ayy, I f*ckin' hate soup but I still chose this name anyway
So uh, f*ck it
(Sauron) Yeah, yeah
[?], shovin' the di*k in my ass

[Verse 1: Lil Eggsoup]
I'm grindin' on that di*k, lil homo
Man, only gets b*tches off of [?]
Bro so lonely, he act like a hobo
I'm so fat, I should probably do sumo
Got a handjob while I was playin' Uno
Haven't f*cked a couple, man, well you know
Me and Kori the dynamic duo
Record on my computer, I don't need no studio
We bottle these fags and then we turn them to holy ghosts
This goes so hard but this is only the intro
I'm dumb as a rock just like a dodo
Don't text mе when I'm busy rockin' my dildo
Just like Travis, I'm on my mode, sicko
Payin' for sеx 'cause I am a virgin
This might last forever because I play Valorant
Oh, we not f*ckin'?
Get outta my house, b*tch
Alternative, she's my slave for my spouse kitch
Better scrub those plates clean on every single dish
Batman or Robin, break into your house
It don't even matter, we both sidekicks
If you E-transfer me money, then I'ma s-
Nah, I'ma just spank him
I don't wanna be gay for the next twenty seconds
I'm f*ckin' this guy named R- ughh
I already f*cked up
Looks like it's time for me to summon up McDonald's Sprite
Makes me bust a fat nut
Thank God EDP didn't get handcuffed
Free George Floyd, free Tay-K, free Martin Luther King
Free Logan Paul, free f*ckin' everybody
[Interlude: Lil Kori]
Bruh, this n*gga forgot free TOKYO’S REVENGE
sh*t, whatever, ayy

[Verse 2: Lil Kori]
Certified Klan member, back on this beat
Little Asian b*tch, she finna ride on my meat
n*ggas walkin' to school and I'm packin' my heat
Make that blackie dance, and I shot at his feet
PBS porn on my screen, know I'm jackin' it
Nine year old shorty, you know that I'm mackin' it
Twelve Jewish bodies, you know that I'm stackin' it
Yo' b*tch fell asleep, so you know that I'm clappin' it
These n*ggas wear diapers, I call 'em Xeltoro
A two year old thottie, we makin' a porno
She take off her dress, I take off my DiGiorno
I dive in that pus*y, I forgot my snorkel
Snappin' pics of your four year old like Gary Glitter
Yeah she's underage, but her thighs lookin' tender
She ride on my di*k 'cause it's hard just like Bender
f*ck LGBT, you some sensitive n*ggers
I’m finna go murder the whole Bieber fanbase
If she's underage, bust a fat nut on her face
If you're a blackie, then n*gga don't talk to me
Talk to this Glock, you get popped like some collard greens
Gross black n*ggers get outta my face
Women think they have rights, I put them in their place, yeah